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For the record, there have been many theories we're taught to believe, learn, understand, and practice. Here is however 10 things women are told about sex which may not be entirely true.

Here are some humdingers ladies have had to listen to ...

1. Sex is only something you share with someone you love. Right. Technically, I love all men.

2. Your hot pocket smells like it’s fish flavored, so you gotta douche! It might not smell like lilies and rainbows but douching makes women more prone to bacterial infections. It’s the douche that will make you stanky.

3. Guys should be gentle with girls. Yeah, baby? I like it rough and hard! Like uhh harder!! F*** me!!! There's something sincerely wetting and sexy about that phrase.

4. All the cool kids are doing it! After I did it, I still wasn’t cool.

5. Good sex lasts all night long. I can have hot sex in 10 minutes. Shoot, even a study proved we need just three to 13 minutes of nookie. Drawing sex out can be like getting stuck watching a four hour movie—you wish they’d cut out some bits and speed things up.

6. Women don’t need sex as much as men. What??? I have needs! And if I don’t have a man to do the job for me, I gotta do it myself. Plus, men and women both have their sexual peaks, they just don’t necessarily even out all the time.

7. Guys should always make the first move. In these modern times, we ladies have to be as aggressive as men have ever been. There’s no sitting back and saying, “Come and get it!”. Time to turn on the "I want to pretend to make babies!!!!!!" switch.

8. Men think about sex more than women. Maybe everything doesn’t make us pop a girl boner (cos we don't have any bones to pop), but I’m as pervy as the construction workers who whistle at me. Now that it’s spring, eye candy makes me want to get it good and plenty.

9. Guys only like skinny chicks. Every girl is hot, and I mean every. There was this large girl at my college who had tree stumps for legs, a tire for a waistline, and stubbles on her chin (yah! a scarce beard!!), and all her hottie boyfriends wanted to marry her within 3 months of dating.

10. All men want to have a threesome.
Sure, they might fantasize about it, but in reality they may fear you’ll switch teams right before their very eyes. Rather than lose you to another woman, a lot of guys would rather dream a little dream.

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