That is, if the wall was a slurring, pilled-up disaster who talks and lies. Just like her daughter. After you watch this, you'll pretty much understand why Lindsay Lohan's career is such a train wreck now. But if there's one person who benefits from all this, it would be Dr. Phil's show. Just watch as he twiddles his thumbs and waits for his show's ratings to go up.

Watch the whole mess unfold via this Vulture supercut below: