Ladies, are you tired of having to worry deal all the different "holes" in your body? From periods, to pooping, to sex, wouldn't it just be easier if we could just combine all of them into one?

Thankfully, UCB Comedy has your back with this new parody commercial for Cloaxia, a once-a-day pill that will help women combine their “vagina, urethra and anus into one hole” so you too can enjoy the “same convenience as pigeons”. And there's a bonus treat for the guys out there at the end of this clip below: