Last week, Martin Amis told Hay festivel-goers that women write sex scenes better than men. He says "Once a man is writing a sex scene he's feeling omnipotent... but women don't, and they write better about it,"
Martin Amis is a British novelist whose most famous works include Money (1984) and London Fields (1989)
So the Guardian put together an x-rated quiz to see if we could tell if a writer was a male or female, based on a sexcerpt written.
I scored 5/10--"Tepid," as Guardian's quiz informed me. Try the test here and see if you're a better judge of sexual writings. Warning, explicit writing is abundant so be sure to do the test when your boss isn't standing behind you.