I don't know what I'm looking at. Am I supposed to pay attention to her OTT tan? Her boobs? The lingerie? Her OTT makeup? I can't decide because I'm so distracted by everything that's having a party on her body. I do know that I feel like donating a year's supply of shampoo to her. And a comb.
So I found out Amy Childs was actually promoting her jewellery line. Claaaassy.