Here's something absurd sounding, though might not be entirely fake either. Us Magazine is asking the question: What would Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson say? And it turns out that Katy Perry and John Mayer have been hanging out.
Katy Perry spent the evening of Friday June 19 with none other than John Mayer at Soho House in West Hollywood. “They were affectionate, holding hands and cuddling!” the observer says. The next night, (she) invited him to her place where they noshed on pizza.
You're obviously thinking like us right now. Why would John Mayer hang out with chicks unless he knows he's going to get lucky? Right? But wait, you say, Katy's no blonde. It's not his modus operandi! People change. Oh yes. People change.