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I wouldn't have thought this to be possible but she did! Her whole pre-birthday celebration at Wet Republic was just a ploy to make some quick cash. And quick cash did she make. The New York Post says…

Lindsay Lohan’s 23rd birthday isn’t until tomorrow, but she’s already managed to profit off the day.
According to sources, the troubled starlet was paid a cool $70,000 by the MGM Grand in Las Vegas to host an all-day “pre-celebration” at the hotel’s Wet Republic pool party last Saturday.
…the event was less of a celebration and more of an urgent attempt to pull in some cash. “None of her really close friends were there” said our insider, who noted that ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson was also missing from the festivities. “The only person who was even known was Brittny Gastineau.”

Omg is that Steve Aoki in the picture. What's he doing there? At least, there's someone famous other than Brittny Gastineau, whose name sounds like it belongs to a pretty mouse in Ratattouie. 
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